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Driving Advice

02 March 2008 - 07:48 .

After coming back from a short trip to Manning Park (more on that later) I would like to offer the following to motorists in our fair city...

Dear Asshole

Please keep in mind the following when driving our lovely province's highways...
- Blinky orange lights will sometimes appear. There is often a large man with a shovel and excessive butt-crack picking something off the road. Nothing more. No need to slow down.
- Stalled cars on the side of the road with pylons next to them are precisely that. There is nothing and no one hiding behind the car trying to jump out and scare the living bejeezus out of you. No need to slow down here either.
- The law states that you must stay right unless passing. Parking yourself in the left lane at precisely the speed limit will cause others to tailgate you. Just move over, mkay? No need to slow down. Just move.

Thanks for your attention.

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